You really have no idea, who I'm..

That is the sexiest man.

You know what is sexier than a bad boy ??
A badass man that has his shit together.

Move on..

Life will never get the better of me. I will do as I have always done.. Endure, overcome, learn and move on..

Losing you.

Some people will have to learn how to appreciate you by losing you.

I love myself.

They said the only way to get over a broken heart is to fall in love with myself. Best fucking relationship in my life.

I'm a bitch.

When people say I have a strong personality, I know it's just a nicer way of then saying I'm a bitch !!

Exchange of powers.

When a man truly love a woman she becomes his weakness. When a woman truly love a man he becomes her strength. This is called exchange of powers.

Life is too short.

Chin up, boobs out and walk PROUD !! Life is too short for the negativity.

I can.

Go ahead.. Tell me that I'm not good enough.. Tell me I can't do it.. Because I will show you over and over again that I Can. !!

FLIP-FLOP.

Don't waste your best heels with someone who deserve a FLIP_FLOP.

Yes, I have changed.

You know what ? Yes, I have changed. I'm not as nice as I used to be because I don't want to get used or walked over, I don't trust everyone and tell them my secrets, because behind every fake smile is a backstabbing bitch. I distance myself from people because in the end, they are only going to leave. I have changed because I have realized that I'm the only person I can depend on.

Thanks to all of you !!

I'd like you to say thank you all the people who came into my life and made it out standing, and also to all the people who walked out of my life and made it fantastic.

Priceless.

Watching your ex go through the same exact shit they put you through.. Is priceless.

Better comes after the worse.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
~ Doug Larson ~

The next man will.

You can't put a good woman on lay-away and then expect her to be around when you finally wanna get your shit together. If you don't lock her down, then next man will.

I deserve better !!

I've made mistakes in my life. I've let people take advantage of me, and I accepted way less than I deserve. But I've learned from my bad choices, and even though there are somethings I can never get back and people who will never be sorry, I'll know better next time and I won't settle for anything less than I deserve.

Good job dumb A*s !!

You may have bent me. You didn't break me. You may have delayed my dreams, But didn't destroy them. You made me smarter, and you look stupid.
Good job Dumb A*s !!

Smetimes

Sometimes, I grab my boobs because, Well, I can.

Bullshit

Behind every crazy bitch, is a little sweet woman who just got sick of all the BULLSHIT !!

Cheating is not an accident.

Let's get one thing crystal clear: CHEATING IS NOT AN ACCIDENT, CHEATING IS A CHOICE. It requires thought. intent, and effort. You don't " Accidentally " cheat any more than you accidentally plan to get ass naked and shit in the middle of the street during rush hours.

Would you ?

Would you give up social media for a meaningful relationship ?

Keep your sorry.

Take your sorry and shove it up your a*s. The only thing you are sorry for is getting caught.

Crazy A*s.

I salute any man that can deal with my crazy ass.

A mark for every breath.

A mark for every breath you took. Every blink, every sleepy yawn. One for every time you sucked your thumb. Waved hello, closed your eyes and slept in the most perfect darkness. One for every time you had hiccups. One for every dream you dreamed inside me. It isn't very pretty anymore. Some may even say its ugly.. But that's okay. It was your home. It was where I grew to love you. Where I laid my hand as I dreamed about who you were and who you would be. It held you until my arms could and for that I will always find something beautiful in it.

Never push a loyal person.

Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a fuck.

I'm not broken.

I'm not broken. I'm a little cracked. Life has given me a lot of shit that's been hard to handle. But broken I am not.

The best feeling is when

The best feelings is when someone appreciates everything about you that someone else took for granted.

Find someone who treats you right.

Life is too short for shitty s*x and bad relationships. so go find someone who f*cks you right. And treats you how you deserve to be treated.

Good luck honey.

Good luck honey. I like my music loud, My cars fast, My liquor strong, and my men even stronger. You can't handle a girl like me.

Dear Men !!

If you don't treat her right, Don't be pissed or surprised when someone else does. Taking a woman for granted leads to just one place, Her finding someone who appreciates her.. for her..

If you don't understand it !!

We may be go through some shit but we ain't going anywhere.. We got an understanding.. Fuck you if you don't understand it.

Unused instrument of a Father !!

A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course you may. What can I do for you?”
“Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid that they’ll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”

When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, “God bless you, Father, go ahead.”

I am a grown woman !!

I am a grown woman, I am not a fu*king princess. I have an attitude, opinions, a very loud voice and one hell of a right hook. Believe me when I say I got this shit !!

Polite Thug !!

"A Female basically wants a polite thug. A man that will open the door for her but will smack that ass as she walks past".

Fu*king Facts !!

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

You are either with me or you are not

Sorry, but I don't need any part time people in my life. You are either with me or you are not. You can't just come and go as you please.

She only looks happy !!

You see that girl ? She looks so happy, right ?? Telling jokes, smiling, having a great time and.. Dying inside. She is hurt, Tired. Tired of all the drama, tired of not being good enough, tired of life. But she doesn't want to look dramatic weak and attention seeking. So she keeps it all inside. Acts like everything is perfect but she cries at night. So everybody thinks the she is the happiest person they know. That she has no problem and her life is perfect. If only they knew the truth.

Stranger asking for a push !!

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and  looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at  this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes  downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??" "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."

You are better !!

No matter how badly people treat you, Never drop down to their level, Just know you are better and walk way.

I'll Annoy You.

I'll annoy you, piss you off, say stupid things and then take them back but you will never find a chick who cares more about you than me.

I am not one of those clingy girls.

I am not one of those clingy girls, I won't text you first everyday. Come up and talk to me, or we won't talk. If you short answer me, I simply won't reply. If you attempt to distance yourself from me, I will push you away faster than you say " Wait Don't Go". Compare me with other girls and you can be HERS. Act like you Want to be with me, or you will learn to be without. May be I am not worth the effort, but may be I'm. But I will tell you one thing for sure, I was just fine before you came into my life, So I will be perfectly okay when you decide to walk out, just like everyone else.

I am worried !!

I am worried that I may have Already met the man of my dreams, But Probably to him to "F*CK OFF".

You F her again !!

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life." "Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."

Ladies !!

Ladies..
Your body makes you sexy.. Your face makes you pretty.. Your smile makes you gorgeous but, Your mind makes you Beautiful.

Naughty Johhny ;)

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,

but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to

her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me

screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on

the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the

time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have

to consult her boyfriend... So she called her

boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the

money very fast, he won't even be able to get his

pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour

goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his

girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and

asks what happened.

She responded, "The idiot used coins!"

You Either Like Me Or You Don't.

You either like me or you don't. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself. I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else.

To all my friends!!

To my friends, I wish you peace, love and health. Blah, blah, blah.. Screw that..
I wish you lots of sex, booze, orgasms and hope you win lotto ;)

Your opinion really don't matter.

If you are not feeding me, fu*king me or financing me.. Then your opinions really don't matter.

Be strong !!

Be strong when you are weak. Be brave when you are scared. Be humble when you are victorious. BE BADASS EVERYDAY.

Yes, I am a woman.

Yes, I am woman. I push doors that clearly says PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I am laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I was there. I count on my fingers in maths. I hide the pain from my loved ones. I say it is a long story when it's really not. I cry a lot more than you think I do. I care about people who don't care about me. I try to do the things before the microwave beeps. I listen to you even when you don't listen to me. And a hug will always help. Yes, I'm a woman !! Repost if you are proud to be one !!